Nobody

THIS JUST IN: Funniest kid in the world discovered.

Oh my, my student David or Babe-id as my students fondly call him, is officially my funniest student. He saw the song "Nobody" on my laptop, and he asked if nobody is an English word. Another teacher said "of course!" and looked surprised that he would think it was any other language, and then Babe-id says, "ah, I know what that means. It means no body, you don't have a body!" Then the teacher smacks his head and yells, "don't go around telling people that you idiot. You're so embarrassing. Don't tell anyone that you're from our school. You're a nobody!"