Sucks.

It totally just sucks lately because I have nothing to do when I'm at work. Everyone else has class and I'm just in my office alone with nothing to do. I'm on my computer all day, or at least until I have to go to class. I check facebook, popsugar, my e-mails, and a bunch of blogs constantly. It totally sucks when I've run out of shows to watch too. I feel like such a loser.

This describes how I feel. Totally bored.

Nobody

THIS JUST IN: Funniest kid in the world discovered.

Oh my, my student David or Babe-id as my students fondly call him, is officially my funniest student. He saw the song "Nobody" on my laptop, and he asked if nobody is an English word. Another teacher said "of course!" and looked surprised that he would think it was any other language, and then Babe-id says, "ah, I know what that means. It means no body, you don't have a body!" Then the teacher smacks his head and yells, "don't go around telling people that you idiot. You're so embarrassing. Don't tell anyone that you're from our school. You're a nobody!"

Dick-tation

So there's something that I haven't mentioned yet. Lately, I've made a spectacular discovery. DICK-tation. It's my new life style. I just show people who's boss by tagging a dick and adding tation. I usually go around and tag a couple homs everyday. It's really satisfying and empowering. I also say "Miss" or "Sir" or "no offense" after everything I say because it just makes whatever I say polite. For example, when someone offends me I'll say "Puck you Miss!" That's so great because Puck isn't even a real curse word and Miss makes it seem polite. Another example, when I talk crap about someone, "she's the most fugly thing I've ever seen in my life, no offense." These are really great examples of how to be really hot. Talking like this just makes you a lot more interesting and really hot. It's hot to be a bitch sometimes, right? It distinguishes you from the fug girls, no offense. 

All of the above is dedicated to Judy and is completely out of humor and isn't true. However, the truth is that Summer Heights High is changing my life. My thanks goes out to Jonah and Ja'mie.